Some days Mommy is lucky if you fall asleep for ten minutes in her arms after forty-ﬁve minutes of bouncing you on her former exercise ball (at least it’s getting some sort of use).
Being a new mom is “AHHHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?” hard. Why are all these tiny clothes so expensive? Who wrote these mind-numbing board books? Will Mommy ever carry a purse again that’s not a diaper bag? And how is she even functioning off so little sleep?
Enjoy an excerpt of Reasons Mommy Drinks, a wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood. With cocktail recipes.