Some days Mommy is lucky if you fall asleep for ten minutes in her arms after forty-ﬁve minutes of bouncing you on her former exercise ball (at least it’s getting some sort of use).
Being a new mom is “AHHHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?” hard. Why are all these tiny clothes so expensive? Who wrote these mind-numbing board books? Will Mommy ever carry a purse again that’s not a diaper bag? And how is she even functioning off so little sleep?
Reasons Mommy Drinks is a fresh, insightful, and hilarious collection of the various struggles faced by new parents—from mommy groups and single-people envy to the end of maternity leave—with a well-deserved cocktail recipe to go with each one. This must-have resource will help sleep-deprived new moms survive the baby years with their sense of humor, if not their lives as they once knew them, intact.
Enjoy an excerpt of this wickedly funny look at the challenges of new parenthood. With cocktail recipes.
About the Author
LYRANDA MARTIN EVANS is an award-winning advertising copywriter who is currently a Creative Director at one of Toronto’s top advertising agencies. She writes and performs sketch comedy, and her former life as a bartender informs the book’s delicious drink recipes.
FIONA STEVENSON is an award-winning brand marketer who is frequently leveraged as an industry expert and corporate host. A former journalist, she is also a trained improviser, and sketch comedy writer and performer.
TOGETHER, they are the creators of the popular blog Reasons Mommy Drinks. They both live and work in Toronto.